PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.